Some couples indulge in phone sex - or sexting, if they are hip and young - when they are apart. Not us. We discuss our vegetables.
"My co-worker gave me another cucumber today."
"Another big one?"
"Almost as big around as last time, but this one's less than half as long. She thinks that it hung down too low, hit the ground, and couldn't grow anymore."
"Ours don't hit the ground."
"That's good! That means our vertical trellis is working."
"We can get it up and keep it up?"
"Oh yeah."
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That's the kind of talk I want to hear :)
Robin, I'm trying to keep things at least PG-13 around here, but I don't know, sometimes garden talk just gets so... suggestive. :)
Hahahahaha, so funny!
Good thing he didn’t start to bend when he hit the ground. The cucumber, I mean. :-)
Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirt(y)!
Lol, that is funny.
Nothing like plain old home grown..... cucumbers!
~~Lori
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meemsnyc, vrtlarica, Granny, Frugal Gardener, abigail, Dirt Lover and debiclegg - I love all your appropriately inappropriate reactions and responses. You guys are the best. Thanks for reading!
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