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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Naughty Talk


 
Some couples indulge in phone sex - or sexting, if they are hip and young - when they are apart.  Not us.  We discuss our vegetables.
 
"My co-worker gave me another cucumber today."
 
"Another big one?"
 
"Almost as big around as last time, but this one's less than half as long.  She thinks that it hung down too low, hit the ground, and couldn't grow anymore."
 
"Ours don't hit the ground."
 
"That's good!  That means our vertical trellis is working."
 
"We can get it up and keep it up?"
 
"Oh yeah."

10 comments:

Robin said...

That's the kind of talk I want to hear :)

thyme2garden said...

Robin, I'm trying to keep things at least PG-13 around here, but I don't know, sometimes garden talk just gets so... suggestive. :)

meemsnyc said...

Hahahahaha, so funny!

vrtlarica said...

Good thing he didn’t start to bend when he hit the ground. The cucumber, I mean. :-)

Annie's Granny said...

Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirt(y)!

Frugal Gardener said...

Lol, that is funny.

abigail said...

awesome.

Dirt Lover said...

Nothing like plain old home grown..... cucumbers!
~~Lori

debiclegg said...

((BLUSHING))

thyme2garden said...

meemsnyc, vrtlarica, Granny, Frugal Gardener, abigail, Dirt Lover and debiclegg - I love all your appropriately inappropriate reactions and responses. You guys are the best. Thanks for reading!

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